Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Maggie

...Philadelphia PA.

YARN EATING BEAGLE SPOTTED IN WEST PHILADELPHIA

One large ball of Black Bunny Fibers lace weight yarn was viciously attacked by Maggie the yarn eating beagle late last night on the living room floor of her owner's home.

"I came down the stairs and there was yarn everywhere," said a distraught and unnamed dog owner. It has been said that she spent upwards of two hours untangling and re-rolling the yarn during care coordination rounds at the hospital today. The yarn is useable, but in multiple balls and is desperate need of spit splicing.

The beagle could not be reached for comment.

7 Comments:

Blogger mindy said...

oooooh no.

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

I have a yarn eating cat. Maybe we should introduce them, and they could be friends. Maggie has good taste though--she eats fine yarns. My cat is thoroughly pedestrian and eats the acrylic/wool blend I use for the kids' slippers. Blech!

5:00 PM  
Blogger Wendy said...

Hmmmm . . . I thought Maggie didn't eat yarn anymore . . .

W

7:25 PM  
Blogger Sherry W said...

Woman, I love ya, but good lordie,
KEEP THE YARN AWAY FROM THE BEAGLE! :)

8:31 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

Hmmm. Is this a misguided cry for affection and attention? Have you been ignoring poor beagle in some way? Traveling a lot? Working long hours?

Oops, there I go, blaming the victim. ;)

3:51 AM  
Blogger TheAmpuT said...

bad dog, no biscuit

9:59 AM  
Blogger Elysbeth said...

Maybe Maggie needs her very own skein. In a colourway that goes with her eyes. Then she might not be so jealous of your yarn.

6:10 AM  

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