YARN EATING BEAGLE SPOTTED IN WEST PHILADELPHIA
One large ball of Black Bunny Fibers lace weight yarn was viciously attacked by Maggie the yarn eating beagle late last night on the living room floor of her owner's home.
"I came down the stairs and there was yarn everywhere," said a distraught and unnamed dog owner. It has been said that she spent upwards of two hours untangling and re-rolling the yarn during care coordination rounds at the hospital today. The yarn is useable, but in multiple balls and is desperate need of spit splicing.
The beagle could not be reached for comment.